She has a hot ass. Art. Entertainment at it’s finest circa 20,000 BCETumblr (3.0; @artlols)http://artlols.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrdqs2E6ba1r1qcm5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span>pussy game </span><strong>too</strong><span> strong</span></p> </blockquote>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/50220611355http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/50220611355Sat, 11 May 2013 23:20:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e14ee6d6fe501d5a54250d319e0e6be/tumblr_mm3j5lz2rI1qbxd6qo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bff211e8c00b80ba028b4d7c8d33d539/tumblr_mm3j5lz2rI1qbxd6qo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/742b354f435f777fd41b76e7a64820d2/tumblr_mm3j5lz2rI1qbxd6qo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b731d5cec87667ad9ba4da3e544e0b7/tumblr_mm3j5lz2rI1qbxd6qo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/49337041638http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/49337041638Wed, 01 May 2013 00:23:40 -0400<p><a href="http://hythe.tumblr.com/post/49335234162/fwips-orlandobloomers-people-used-to-have-to" class="tumblr_blog">hythe</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fwips.tumblr.com/post/49334272287/orlandobloomers-people-used-to-have-to-paint">fwips</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://orlandobloomers.tumblr.com/post/49209219871/people-used-to-have-to-paint-their-own-selfies">orlandobloomers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>people used to have to paint their own selfies</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6de1b14ce3c0ef5e2cc256e00df7ab20/tumblr_inline_mm3p05yf461qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ca21c934793d780f84e17af46280137d/tumblr_inline_mm3plskrCh1qz4rgp.jpg" alt="image"/></p></blockquote>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/49336689482http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/49336689482Wed, 01 May 2013 00:18:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e297b93e012513efbf1fea9cb7150665/tumblr_mj02gaEvxM1ruwf8xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/48948862640http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/48948862640Fri, 26 Apr 2013 16:14:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d81bdc74971a50e9ede87474ff4d1937/tumblr_mlcto6YCtU1r6f0d9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nodamncatnodamncradle.tumblr.com/post/48132086987/uglyrenaissancebabies-i-dont-think-youre">nodamncatnodamncradle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Can we all take a minute and appreciate that hundreds of years ago a person poured hours of hard work into painting cherubs making human fart bubbles. </p> </blockquote>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/48272638061http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/48272638061Thu, 18 Apr 2013 08:03:26 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thegestianpoet.tumblr.com/post/47503734652/dutch-baroque-i-think-u-mean-a-group-of-people">thegestianpoet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“dutch baroque” i think u mean “a group of people looking at you as if you just personally insulted their mom”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/66ac030e5bb8f251aca7fe1257eeacad/tumblr_inline_mkys7pqyeR1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b4034ead03cb71b23a53216496d4127b/tumblr_inline_mkys7zAEKN1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7475ffc4294e77c72347d40f28507661/tumblr_inline_mkys86LKlx1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/47594564840http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/47594564840Tue, 09 Apr 2013 23:21:57 -0400baroque<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/16fa20f677d46880a5210a3fd216c5e4/tumblr_mjqcwiseUc1qlxzuvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/46300832443http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/46300832443Mon, 25 Mar 2013 21:28:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3b77cc677335e6a2ac750935add09651/tumblr_mi1ktoTnyI1qa1jjwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flying-blades.tumblr.com/post/43161468467/moan-a-lisa">flying-blades</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>moan a Lisa</p> </blockquote>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/43278557092http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/43278557092Sat, 16 Feb 2013 21:57:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1791787ce18a171d5b2987acf034ca1b/tumblr_mf3atrBMUo1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/39271402367http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/39271402367Sun, 30 Dec 2012 22:03:58 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2eb641ae6d98d9d541887ff790f2dca0/tumblr_meyw23ecjZ1ruybtyo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/50bd4674406569d89e2cc63bd0526b65/tumblr_meyw23ecjZ1ruybtyo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/65450f1024cf0eacfda7afc72e8d0b68/tumblr_meyw23ecjZ1ruybtyo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://palmate.tumblr.com/post/37932618273/kaon4shi-alwaysenduphere-le-genie-du-mal">palmate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kaon4shi.tumblr.com/post/37932152089/alwaysenduphere-le-g-nie-du-mal-the-genius-of">kaon4shi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alwaysenduphere.tumblr.com/post/37826330936/le-genie-du-mal-the-genius-of-evil-aka">alwaysenduphere</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Le génie du mal [The genius of evil, aka; Lucifer]; <em>Guillaume Geefs </em></strong></p> <p><span>“The statue was originally a commission for Geefs’ younger brother Joseph, who completed it in 1842 and installed it the following year. It generated controversy at once and was criticized for not representing a </span><span>Christian</span><span> ideal.</span><span>The cathedral administration declared that “this devil is too sublime.”</span><span> </span><span>The local press intimated that the work was distracting the “pretty penitent girls” who should have been listening to the sermons.”</span><span> [<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_g%C3%A9nie_du_mal">x</a>]</span></p> <p><span>[The original ‘sublime’ version shown below, and the ‘revised’ one in the photoset above]</span></p> <p><span><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meyw0dpDgr1ronkfd.jpg"/></span></p> </blockquote> <p>> Make sculpture of the devil</p> <p>> No this sculpture is too hot for church</p> <p>> Make another one</p> <p>> It’s even hotter</p> </blockquote> <p>i’m not the only checking out lucifer’s ass, right?</p> </blockquote>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/38424887588http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/38424887588Thu, 20 Dec 2012 20:00:04 -0500<p>I tried to think of a clever response to this but I’m having an off day, so I will leave it at “thanks” and remind you that this blog posts as often as people make jokes about art on tumblr.</p> <p>So not often enough, obviously.</p>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/36623304048http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/36623304048Mon, 26 Nov 2012 18:41:02 -0500msmaleficiumreplies<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi37emGal1qeqx7ko1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi37emGal1qeqx7ko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi37emGal1qeqx7ko3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi37emGal1qeqx7ko4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi37emGal1qeqx7ko5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi37emGal1qeqx7ko6_400.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gingerhaze.tumblr.com/post/35733030115/creation-of-man-with-lion-judith-beheading">gingerhaze</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Creation of Man (with Lion)</p> <p>Judith Beheading Lion</p> <p>Girl with a Lion Hat</p> </blockquote>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/35736466176http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/35736466176Wed, 14 Nov 2012 19:00:35 -0500baroque<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gndoBT1j1qkxugfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thehurminator.tumblr.com/post/29013673846/i-found-it-the-best-painting-of-all-time-its">thehurminator</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I FOUND IT<br/><br/>THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME</p> <p>It’s called <em><a href="http://www.wga.hu/frames-e.html?/html/d/domenich/adam_eve.html">Adam and Eve</a></em> (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.</p> <p>Just look at this shit.</p> <p>If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gn24zZfs1qj2nfu.jpg"/></p> <p>Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, it’s all her fault.”</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gir7SGyX1qj2nfu.jpg"/></p> <p>Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domenichino">1623</a>.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gm70FsRb1qj2nfu.jpg"/></p> <p>The horse is stoned as hell.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gmavJrKd1qj2nfu.jpg"/></p> <p>Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as <em>fuck</em>.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gmbsQ8dv1qj2nfu.jpg"/></p> <p>Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gmgp5qfs1qj2nfu.jpg"/></p> <p>Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gmehVIp51qj2nfu.jpg"/></p> <p>Best painting ever.</p> </blockquote>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/35181950594http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/35181950594Tue, 06 Nov 2012 23:30:47 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llqijlZlZN1qbn6lzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>God I love harkavagrant. </p> </blockquote>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/35035683192http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/35035683192Sun, 04 Nov 2012 22:48:00 -0500frida kahlo20th centuryartart history\art history humor<p>Being fabulous is something you are born with, not some source of hilarity.</p>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/33665107838http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/33665107838Mon, 15 Oct 2012 17:59:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maol8iHO991qmn5h0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awanderbeast.tumblr.com/post/31967384707/one-word">awanderbeast</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>one word.</p> </blockquote>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/32432793070http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/32432793070Thu, 27 Sep 2012 21:51:47 -0400?<p>We try.</p>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/32006110139http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/32006110139Fri, 21 Sep 2012 17:57:14 -0400locust-sardonicreplies<p><img height="295" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mapcqjF5I11qhvtb1.gif" width="250"/></p> <p>Michelangelo, <em>The Creation of Adam</em></p>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/31985523031http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/31985523031Fri, 21 Sep 2012 11:03:00 -0400MichelangeloItalian Renaissancethe creation of adamthe sistine chapelart historyart lolsgifnsfw<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fh4nyw8I1qzm6hao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/30349311459http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/30349311459Mon, 27 Aug 2012 20:00:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9846oioZK1qjvsoxo9_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9846oioZK1qjvsoxo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9846oioZK1qjvsoxo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9846oioZK1qjvsoxo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9846oioZK1qjvsoxo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9846oioZK1qjvsoxo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9846oioZK1qjvsoxo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/30251396634http://artlols.tumblr.com/post/30251396634Sun, 26 Aug 2012 13:25:33 -0400