shercockandmycrotch:

has this been done already
05/06/13 ◔ 64135

pussy game too strong
11/05/13 ◔ 54099

(Source: thegestianpoet)
01/05/13 ◔ 130427

hythe:

fwips:

orlandobloomers:

people used to have to paint their own selfies

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26/04/13 ◔ 35

nodamncatnodamncradle:

Can we all take a minute and appreciate that hundreds of years ago a person poured hours of hard work into painting cherubs making human fart bubbles. 

(Source: uglyrenaissancebabies)
18/04/13 ◔ 77177

thegestianpoet:

“dutch baroque” i think u mean “a group of people looking at you as if you just personally insulted their mom”

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09/04/13 ◔ 15269
25/03/13 ◔ 42

flying-blades:

moan a Lisa

(Source: queenfawn)
16/02/13 ◔ 66629

(Source: 9gag)
30/12/12 ◔ 73271

palmate:

kaon4shi:

alwaysenduphere:

Le génie du mal [The genius of evil, aka; Lucifer]; Guillaume Geefs 

“The statue was originally a commission for Geefs’ younger brother Joseph, who completed it in 1842 and installed it the following year. It generated controversy at once and was criticized for not representing a Christian ideal.The cathedral administration declared that “this devil is too sublime.” The local press intimated that the work was distracting the “pretty penitent girls” who should have been listening to the sermons.” [x]

[The original ‘sublime’ version shown below, and the ‘revised’ one in the photoset above]

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> Make sculpture of the devil

> No this sculpture is too hot for church

> Make another one

> It’s even hotter

i’m not the only checking out lucifer’s ass, right?
20/12/12 ◔ 44888
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msmaleficium asked
Amazing. MOOOOAR!!!

I tried to think of a clever response to this but I’m having an off day, so I will leave it at “thanks” and remind you that this blog posts as often as people make jokes about art on tumblr.

So not often enough, obviously.
26/11/12

gingerhaze:

Creation of Man (with Lion)

Judith Beheading Lion

Girl with a Lion Hat
14/11/12 ◔ 2825

thehurminator:

I FOUND IT

THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME

It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.

Just look at this shit.

If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.

Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, it’s all her fault.”

Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.

The horse is stoned as hell.

Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.

Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.

Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”

Best painting ever.
06/11/12 ◔ 114723

God I love harkavagrant. 
04/11/12 ◔ 18